The Nerd Who Dances With Robots
greenyvertekins:

Knuckles glories in Sonic’s terror.

greenyvertekins:

Knuckles glories in Sonic’s terror.

starplatedadmirer:

sonicbandicoot:

starplatedadmirer:

"…"

Awkward fidgeting.

"S-star? A-are you okay?"

"…Please don’t talk about my butt." He shifted uncomfortably in place and shuffled away from Jazz.

"Sorry, I just happened to of come across that picture and I- NONONO, now hold on! I don’t want YOUR butt either, Star!" she shook her hands nervously.

starplatedadmirer:

"…"

Awkward fidgeting.

"S-star? A-are you okay?"

starplatedadmirer:

sonicbandicoot:

*CRIES AND BLUSHES AND FLUSTERS IN THE DISTANCE*

"Guyssss, what are you doing to my friend AND MY MIND????" BLUSHES A DEEP RED. "S-s-s-star doesn’t WANT my butt, I’m pretty darn sure of it!"

"I DON’T WANT YOUR BUTT, I DON’T WANT ANY BUTTS. I DON’T CARE IF IT’S A GOLDEN BUTT I DON’T WANT ANYONE’S BUTT EVER."

Casually goes back to screaming into his pillow.

"Star calm down, it’ll be okay!" she gives him a small pat on his back. "L-l-let’s just ignore them…"

starplatedadmirer:

"MAYBEISHOULDJUSTGOINTOSPACEFORAMONTH."

"Please don’t leave! I don’t know who is sending these, but it’s making me confused and flustered and I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW" *blushing red*

Replace one of the words in a video game title with “fuck”

gameboycolorenvy:

officialjipersnoe:

quarianmagicalgirl:

somanyoranges:

kawaii-rhetorician:

a-rainy-day-daydream:

I’ll start, Super Fuck Bros.

Far Fuck 3

Tomb Fucker

Mass Fuck

Fuckerlands

MegaFuck 2

The World Ends With Fuck

CARESS THE JAZZ BUTT
Anonymous

starplatedadmirer:

INCOHERENT WHINES AND YELLING AS HE BURIES HIS FACE INTO A PILLOW.

*CRIES AND BLUSHES AND FLUSTERS IN THE DISTANCE*

"Guyssss, what are you doing to my friend AND MY MIND????" BLUSHES A DEEP RED. "S-s-s-star doesn’t WANT my butt, I’m pretty darn sure of it!"

wickydolly:

The Hourly Pay Squad : Part Timers! everybody!

FREAKING YES!!!!

source video

"OHGODSTAR’SGOTANICEBUTT"

sonicbandicoot:

"I WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT ANON WAS, SERIOUSLY….."

"WHY IS EVERYONE ENCOURAGING STAR TO TOUCH MY BUTT, PLEASE, STOP, MY BUTT IS NOT TO BE TOUCHED BY OTHERS UNLESS I SAY ITS OKAY LIKE FROM QUICKMAN, THAT WOULD BE FINE

starplatedadmirer:

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Hides under a blanket and whines.

"I don’t like butts!"

"BASS I SAW THAT! DON’T TEASE STAR LIKE THIS….AND M-MYSELF!"

*JAZZ IS BLUSHING REDDDDDD RIGHT NOW*